A long time ago I made friends with some dudes from Ukraine that spent the summer in America for a high school program. They taught me a few phrases but the one I’ve never forgotten but never been able to figure out is what they taught me for “What the f*ck is up?!” They said it was like a greeting to your friends. When I’ve stumbled trying to say the phrase to other Ukrainian speakers nobody seemed to know but I decided to research. I realize now I’ve said most of the phrase wrong anyway with a terrible accent of course.
I thought it sounded like “Schcho zha qui nya” so no wonder nobody understood...
I just looked around for an hour and now I know for sure the first part is: Що на хуй... which seems to mean “What the fuck...”
But I remember that it had an ending. The closest thing I’ve found might be “khuy yak” as in: Що на хуйяк? or Що на хуй як?
I only know of Google Translate to check things in Ukrainian and can’t seem to find any other searches for my answer but I thought I’d try to get an answer once and for all.
Is either Що на хуйяк? or Що на хуй як? a real phrase or maybe something close?? It’s been bugging me the past 15 years so as silly as this might be I’d really like to close the case on this one lol. Thanks!